"Applaud, my friends, the comedy is over." - Ludwig Van Beethoven
The comedy may be over my friends but the legacy of this hoodie has just begun! This is no laughing matter, as Beethoven himself said “Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears from the eyes of woman.” and it is my hope that this hoodie will strike fire in the hearts of woman, only to be doused by the tears of men.
This statement piece was designed with a state of mind from a creative animal ambition, inspired by both Beethoven the dog and the man who profoundly once stated “I shall seize fate by the throat, it will never bend me completely to its will...there are and always will be thousands of princes, but there is only one Beethoven!"
So with that, we implore you to celebrate your singular individuality and get this hoodie before everyone else does, let your bark be a precursor to your bite and go out and be the one Beethoven while those around you merely make-believe to be princes and princesses, when in reality they are a dime a dozen.
• 85% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)
• Brushed sweatshirt
• Medium fit
• Raglan sleeves
• Self-fabric double-layered hood
• Slanted side pockets
• Matching round drawcords with metal tipping and eyelets
• Flatlock topstitch on all seams
• 1×1 rib at sleeves and bottom hems
• Inside self-fabric tape at the back of the neck
• Self-fabric half moon at the back of the neck
• Blank product sourced from China or Bangladesh
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Chest Width (inches) | 20 ¼ | 21 ¼ | 22 ⅜ | 23 ⅝ | 24 ¾ |
| Body Length (inches) | 26 ¾ | 28 ¼ | 29 ⅛ | 29 ⅞ | 30 ¾ |
| Sleeve Length (inches) | 29 ½ | 31 ⅛ | 31 ¾ | 32 ¼ | 32 ⅞ |